User:SpiritAnimal/Paintball Deer Hunting 2017


 * (Chris) Previously on Total Drama Island, the contestants' cooking skills were put to the test. Courtney became aggravated with her opponent Scott. Sky became annoyed with Heather's captain role, but she proved to be a great asset to the team when they won the challenge. Mike's MPD screwed things up for him, and he was voted out. Who is leaving next? Find out now on Total! Drama! Island!

BASS CABIN (FEMALES)

 * (Heather) (CONF: I completely dominated the challenge yesterday. I'm pretty much unstoppable.)
 * (Sky) (CONF: I've always been a leader. I can't stand Heather running the team.)
 * (Dawn) *Outside talking to a bird* Oh my...oh no!
 * (Dawn) (CONF: The bird tells me he saw Chris setting up a challenge with guns and deer antlers! I hate hunting. It's such a perverse sport that exposes animals for no reason. It's terrible!
 * (Dakota) (CONF: I need to get involved in some of the drama to have some screentime.)
 * (Zoey) Good morning, everyone.
 * (Sky) Hey, Zoey!

BASS CABIN (MALES)

 * (Duncan) *Listening to music*
 * (Scott) *Walks outside*
 * (Duncan) (CONF: To be honest, I really like the guys on our team. They stay out of my way, and they agreed on taking out the girls. Pretty smart.)
 * (Brick) *Doing a morning workout*
 * (Scott) *Eating dirt*
 * (Courtney) *Walks over* What are you doing?
 * (Scott) I'd rather eat this than the gruel that Chef makes. Atleast this stuff's natural.
 * (Courtney) Ew!
 * (Scott) Shouldn't you be...well...talking to your own team?
 * (Courtney) Augh! *Stomps away*
 * (Courtney) (CONF: WHY WAS I TALKING TO HIM?!)
 * (Anne) *Spraying her hair*
 * (Anne) (CONF: I plan on taking Heather's ass out of the game tonight if we lose. She's a bitch.)
 * (Bridgette) *Runs outside* AH! SOMETHING'S ON ME!
 * (Harold) Hey! How'd my ants get in your cabin?
 * (Heather) (CONF: I put them in there. I have to make their team as crazy as possible before the challenge.)
 * (Bridgette) YOU JERK. GET THEM OFF!
 * (Harold) Uh...I don't know how!
 * (Bridgette) AHHHHH *Jumps in the water, killing the ants*
 * (Harold) My ants!
 * (Geoff) *Laughs*
 * (Geoff) (CONF: Yeah, I felt bad because Bridge is super hot. But it was funny)
 * (Geoff) *Hands Bridgette a hand out of the water* Need some help?
 * (Bridgette) Uh...thanks.
 * (Leonard) ANTICUS WIZARDICUS! *Casts a spell on a tree and nothing happens*
 * (Chris) Well, since it seems everyone is already outside, I guess it's time to get to the challenge.
 * (Heather) Oh god. What now?
 * (Chris) Today, you'll be playing...Paintball Deer Hunter!
 * (Trent) That's not a real thing...
 * (Chris) On this show it is...
 * (Chris) Each team will have 4 deer and 4 hunters.
 * (chris) The hunters need to get the other team's deer.
 * (Chris) The first team to get the other team's deer wins.
 * (Sky) Pfff. Easy.
 * (Chris) The Bass' deer are Anne Maria, Dakota, Zoey, and Brick.
 * (Chris) That means their hunters Duncan, Scott, Heather, and Sky.
 * (Sky) Yes!
 * (Chris) The deer on the Gophers will be Leonard, Harold, Gwen, and Courtney.
 * (Chris) The hunters will be Geoff, Trent, Dawn, and Bridgette.
 * (Dawn) What?! No! I can't be a hunter!
 * (Chris) You can and you will.
 * (Chris) Deer have a 5 minute head start to get into the woods. Have fun!

BASS (DEER)

 * (Anne) *spraying hair* Yo, so, where should we go?
 * (Dakota) Let's go to a river.
 * (Brick) Not a bad idea.
 * (Zoey) Let's go!

GOPHERS (DEER)

 * (Leonard) *Throws magic dust on them* This will turn us invisible!
 * (Harold) Awesome!
 * (Courtney) You idiots!
 * (Gwen) Come on Courtney. Let's go hide.
 * (Courtney) *Runs off with Gwen*
 * (Chris) Hunters, you can go.
 * (Heather) Thank god.
 * (Heather) Sky, come with me.
 * (Sky) Gr...fine.
 * (Heather) (CONF: I LOVE playing with Sky's emotions. She's so stupid.)
 * (Duncan) *Runs*
 * (Scott) (CONF: I'm looking for Courtney because to be honest, I just like talking to her. Her stubborn attitude is so...attractive.)
 * (Scott) *Looks through the forest* Courtney!
 * (Duncan) Dude! Shut up!
 * (Scott) hehe...Sorry.
 * (duncan) (CONF: Scott's little crush on Courtney is gonna become a nuisance.)
 * (Dawn) *Looking at the opening to the forest and gulps*
 * (Chris) You uh...gonna go?
 * (Dawn) Heh...yeah. *Starts walking slowly*
 * (Dawn) (CONF: They're not real deer, Dawn. They're not real deer.)
 * (dakota) *Texting*
 * (Brick) Dakota! Put your phone down!
 * (Brick) *Get's shot by Geoff* Ah!
 * (dakota) EEEK! MY NEW SHIRT IS NOT GETTING DIRTY! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! *Runs off*
 * (Zoey) *Almost gets hit* WHOA! *Runs away*
 * (Trent) *Sees Dakota and tries to shoot her but his gun jams*
 * (Trent) Dawn! Shoot her!
 * (Dawn) *Misses purposely*
 * (dawn) Oops!
 * (Trent) Dawn what are you doing!
 * (Dawn) I missed! Geez!
 * (Leonard) *Sees Heather*
 * (Harold) SHould we hide?
 * (Leonard) No! We're invisible!
 * (Heather) *Aims* What are they doing?
 * (Heather) *Shoots Leonard and Harold*
 * (Dakota) *runs passed her* AHHHH!
 * (geoff) GET BACK HERE!
 * (Scott) *Whispers* Courtney?
 * (courtney) Scott?
 * (Scott) Hey.
 * (courtney) You're on the other team! Please don't shoot me!
 * (Scott) I wont.
 * (Gwen) Uh, is there something going on. Why isn't he shooting?
 * (Scott) I'm not shooting because I have to reveal something.
 * (Scott) I-
 * (duncan) *Shoots Courtney*
 * (gwen) AH! *ducks behind a bush*
 * (Duncan) Come on out, Gwen.
 * (Gwen) *Runs*
 * (Duncan) *Shoots Gwen*
 * (Chris) THE BASS WIN!
 * (Bridgette) Aw...
 * (Heather) Yes! *High fives Sky*

CAMP

 * (Trent) Hey Courtney.
 * (Courtney) Ugh...I know. I'm going home tonight.
 * (Trent) Listen. *Whispers*
 * (Courtney) Okay. I'll tell the others.

CAMPFIRE CEREMONY

 * (Chris) I have 7 marshmallows, but 8 players in front of me.
 * (Chris) Bridgette, Gwen, Trent, and Geoff. You are all safe.
 * (Chris) Leonard, Dawn, Courtney, and Harold.
 * (Chris) You all sucked today.
 * (chris) But, Leonard and Harold, you're shockingly safe.
 * (Dawn) *Gasps*
 * (Courtney) *Looks at Trent
 * (Chris) The final person safe tonight...is...
 * (Chris) ...
 * (Chris) ...
 * (Chris) COURTNEY.
 * (Dawn) Why me?!
 * (Trent) You threw the challenge.
 * (Dawn) Aw...I knew the universe wouldn't want me to win such a perverse game.
 * (Chris) With Dawn gone, there's 15 people left. Who's going next? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Island!