User:SpiritAnimal/Surf's Up


 * (chris) Welcome to Total Drama Island. I'm your host Chris McLean, kicking off the hottest reality TV series of the summer. 18 teenagers will battle it out for 100 THOUSAND dollars. Right here! Right now! ON TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!
 * (chris) Let's meet the cast!
 * (Chris) Noah, a scholar who pretty much knows it all!
 * (Noah) *reading*
 * (Chris) Duncan, a juvenile delinquent who's always up to trouble.
 * (Duncan) What's up
 * (cHRIS) Mike, a quirky dude who has a few sides to him.
 * (Mike) This is gonna be great!
 * (Chris) Brick, a cadet who's willing to do anything to keep things in line.
 * (Brick) Never leave a man behind!
 * (Chris) Scott, a dirt eater from a farm.
 * (Scott) Thanks for the description there...
 * (Chris) Leonard, a...LARPer...
 * (Leonard) I am a wizard! HUZZAH!
 * (Chris) Geoff, a party dude with a wicked hat!
 * (Geoff) Yo, thanks bro.
 * (Chris) Trent, a pretty normal guy.
 * (Trent) Hey.
 * (Chris) And Harold, a geek who knows everything.
 * (Harold)  Awesome !
 * (chris) And now for the females.
 * (Chris) Zoey, a shy girl from a small town.
 * (Zoey) Hey!
 * (Chris) Dakota, a popular blonde who's used to the screens.
 * (Dakota) This island is disgusting!
 * (Chris) Gwen, a goth...
 * (Gwen) *Rolls her eyes*
 * (Chris) Bridgette, the surfer
 * (Bridgette) What's Up?
 * (cHRIS) Heather, the queen of mean.
 * (hEATHER) Don't get on my bad side.
 * (Duncan) I'd like to see it.
 * (Heather) Drop dead, perv.
 * (Chris) Dawn, the aura reading econut.
 * (Dawn) Hello!
 * (Chris) Sky, the gymnast!
 * (Sky) Hey! I'm really psyched to play.
 * (cHRIS) Anne Maria, the tanned up Jersey Shore reject.
 * (Anne) Yo!
 * (Chris) And Courtney the CIT.
 * (Courtney) Hello everyone! It's nice to meet you!
 * (Chris) Time to get into teams.
 * (chris) Noah, Duncan, Brick, Scott, Zoey, Dakota, Sky, Heather, and Anne Maria will be known as the Killer Bass!
 * (chris) Which means Mike, Leonard, Geoff, Trent, Harold, Gwen, Bridgette, Dawn, and Courtney are the Screaming Gophers.
 * (Dakota) So what's the first challenge? A beauty contest? A SWIMSUIT MODELING CONTEST?
 * (chris) Nope!
 * (Dakota) Then what?
 * (Chris) We're trying to stay on surf boards. Fall off and you lose. The team will the last people remaining wins.
 * (Harold) Easy/
 * (Courtney) We've got this.
 * (Anne) I ain't gettin my hair wet.
 * (The contestants get on their boards)
 * (Chris) Ready...go!
 * (Dawn) This is peaceful!
 * (A shark jumps and almost bites Dawn)
 * (dawn) WHOA!
 * (Sky) THERES SHARKS IN THE WATER?!
 * (Scott) Nice, Chris McLean...
 * (Noah) I'm out *Jumps*
 * (Duncan) You were barely on.
 * (Dakota) I can't stay either. *Jumps*
 * (Bridgette) Surfing is my life. This is easy.
 * (Courtney) *Starts shaking* Uh...
 * (Chris) Gettin' cold, isn't it.
 * (The sun begins to set)
 * (Geoff) It's pretty cold, dude. Could you spare some blankets.
 * (Chris) Nah, I'm good.
 * (Anne) I can't stay up here. My hair is getting all non-chemically.
 * (Heather) Great. We're already down three members.
 * (Sky) Ugh...I know.
 * (Duncan) It sucks.
 * (Heather) The 6 of us are obviously the strongest. Maybe it's smart if we decide to ally up. That way we have majority if we lose and no one strong leaves.
 * (Zoey) Not bad.
 * (Brick) Hm...I'm in.
 * (Heather) Great.
 * (Dawn) I can't do this anymore. *Jumps off*
 * (Gwen) I'm done. *Jumps*
 * (Courtney) I...don't think I can do it anymore...
 * (Courtney) *Jumps off*
 * (Heather) *Shivering* Screw it. I'm jumping.
 * (Leonard) *Jumps off*
 * (Harold) *Jumps off*
 * (Scott) *Looks over into the water*
 * (bRICK) WHOA *Falls in*
 * (Trent) *Jumps in*
 * (Geoff) *Jumps in*
 * (Duncan) We're in the lead now!
 * (Zoey) Yes!
 * (Zoey) *Falls in*
 * (Mike) *Jumps in*
 * 3 HOURS LATER
 * (Chris) The other campers have left, leaving Duncan, Scott, and Sky for the Bass and Bridgette for the Gophers.
 * (Chris) It's up to Bridgette to save it for her team.
 * (Chris) HURRY UP! I HAVE BEAUTY SLEEP TO GET.
 * (Bridgette) *Wobbles*
 * (Duncan) I CAN'T anymore! *Jumps*
 * (Sky) I'm sorry Scott. *Jumps off*
 * (Scott) I can't stay on anymore. *winks and jumps off*
 * (Bridgette) YES! I WON!
 * (Chris) The Killer Bass lose!
 * (Chris) *Looks at everyone sleeping*
 * (chris) WAKE UP
 * (dakota) AHHHH
 * (Heather) WHAT HAPPENED? DID WE WIN?
 * (Chris) No. You lost.
 * (Mike) So that means we won! Yes!

CAMPFIRE CEREMONY

 * (Chris) You guys have some weaklings.
 * (Noah) Just hand out the marshmallows.
 * (Chris) Duncan. Anne Maria. Sky.
 * (chris) Heather.
 * (Chris) Zoey.
 * (Chris) Scott. Brick.
 * (chris) Dakota and Noah, you two are the bottom two tonight.
 * (dakota) Ha, okay. *Texts on her phone(
 * (Noah) But I'm the smartest one on the team.
 * (Chris) Well, apparently not because you've been voted out. *Throws a marshmallow to Dakota*
 * (Noah) WHAT?!
 * (Noah) THIS IS HORSE CRAP.
 * (Noah) FINE. You'll ALL fail without me!
 * (Noah) *Runs off*
 * (Chris) With 1 down and 17 to go, whos next on the chopping block. Will the Bass Alliance stay together? And did Scott throw the challenge? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Island!