User:SpiritAnimal/Wawanakwa's Kitchen


 * (Chris) Previously on Total Drama Island, 18 teenagers arrived at Camp Wawanakwa.
 * (chris) On the Killer Bass, a new alliance was created between the strongest players.
 * (chris) On the Screaming Gophers, Bridgette became the last person remaining, and she won the challenge.
 * (Chris) What's going to happen next? Find out now on Total Drama Island!

GOPHERS CABIN (FEMALES

 * (Dawn) Nice job on the challenge yesterday Bridgette.
 * (Bridgette) Thanks.
 * (Bridgette) (CONF: That challenge was difficult but I did what I had to do to win.)
 * (Courtney) Well I'm just glad someone on the other team went. They have some pretty strong people over there.
 * (Gwen) Yeah.
 * (Gwen) (CONF: I originally didn't expect to fit in here, but I like Courtney and Bridgette. Dawn's just a little creepy.)

GOPHERS CABIN (MALES)

 * (Mike) *Wakes up as Svetlana* OH NO! WE MUST BE UP! *Jumps and dances through the cabin*
 * (Leonard) Nice dancing. I can do that with a little mana.
 * (Harold) I can do it better.
 * (Trent) and  (Geoff) *Look at each other*
 * (Trent) (CONF: I don't think they checked the people here mentally...)
 * (Mike) (CONF: I have MPD. I really hope that it doesn't ruin things for me...ugh...)

BASS CABIN (FEMALES)

 * (dakota) *Hears a horn* AH *smashes head on her bunk*
 * (Heather) Augh...Chris is SO annoying.
 * (Heather) (I plan on wrecking these losers. They'll never see it coming...)
 * (Sky) *rubs her forehead* I'm too tired for this...
 * (Zoey) Same...
 * (Anne) *sprays her hairspray* I'm ready.

BASS CABIN (MALES)

 * (Duncan) *wakes up*
 * (Duncan) There's only three of us?
 * (Brick) Yep!
 * (Scott) Unfortunately.
 * (Duncan) Listen. I know we have an alliance with the girls, but a female HAS to go next. No ifs, ands, or buts.
 * (Scott) Fine by me.
 * (Brick) (CONF: I have a hard time dealing with the backstabbing on my team. It's...just...not me.)

MESS HALL

 * (Anne) *Walks to Chef*
 * (Chef) *Splats brown gunk on her plate*
 * (Anne) Is this good for the hair?
 * (Chef) Gr...
 * (Anne) Nevermind...yeesh...
 * (Heather) *sits with the girls*
 * (Anne) So what do you think the challenge is gonna be?
 * (Heather) Anything's better than yesterday's challenge.
 * (sKY) Hopefully it's like a gymnastics challenge.
 * (dakota) Knowing that jerk it'll be jumping into shark's mouths...
 * (Scott) *Sits next to Bridgette and Courtney*
 * (Courtney) Can we help you?
 * (Scott) I'm sitting down to eat. That bothering you?
 * (Courtney) You're on the other team. You could be spying on us.
 * (Scott) Please...that's the dumbest thing ever.
 * (scott) (CONF: So what if she was right? I'm not gonna let her know that!)
 * (Courtney) GO SIT somewhere else!
 * (Scott) Fine...whatever.
 * (Bridgette) Geez, Court. Chill out.
 * (Courtney) You have to keep your eye open 24/7 in this game.
 * (Chris) Hey everyone! Ready for the next challenge?
 * (Duncan) Ready as I'll ever be...
 * (chris) You guys have to cook 3 meals. An appetizer, a main course, and a dessert.
 * (Chris) I'll judge you on a 5 point scale on each, leaving 15 full points.
 * (Chris) The team with the most points wins immunity.
 * (Brick) Great. I know exactly how to cook.
 * (Heather) *Raises an eyebrow*
 * (Heather) (CONF: Isn't he supposed to be some military guy?)
 * (Chris) Get cooking.

BASS KITCHEN
(Heather) Okay. So Dakota and Sky, you guys are going to make a chocolate cake. (sky) Whoa! Who put you in charge? (Heather) Me. (Duncan) But Brick has cooking experience. (Heather) Good. He can cook the main course. (Dakota) *Pulls out a flower out of the ground* How many of these do I need? (Heather) NO you idiot. FLOUR. Not flower. (Dakota) (CONF: Heather is so annoying! I just want some screentime! *Texts*) (dakota) *takes a selfie* (Heather) Sky, go help her. (sky) Fine. (Heather) Zoey, you make a salad as the appetizer. (Zoey) On it! (Heather) The rest of you, help out Zoey or Brick. (Scott) And what will you be doing? (Heather) Monitoring you all. (Duncan) Whatever. *walks off to start cooking*

GOPHERS KITCHEN
(Mike) Uh...I could try the main course.
 * (Dawn) So...does anyone know how to cook?
 * (Silence)
 * (Bridgette) I could try making some soup for the appetizer.
 * (Harold) I'll make the dessert!
 * (Dawn) I'll help Harold.
 * (Courtney) Great.
 * (Courtney) I'll go and help Bridgette.
 * (Geoff) We'll help out.
 * (Leonard) *Throws flour* HUZZAH!
 * (Geoff) *Coughs* Dude! What the heck!
 * (Courtney) Ugh! Why did you do that? Now I have to go change.
 * (Courtney) *Walks out and bumps into Scott*
 * (Courtney) Move, dirtboy!
 * (Scott) Nice nickname.
 * (Courtney) AUUUGH
 * (Scott) (CONF: She's so into me.)
 * (Courtney) (CONF: I HATE SCOTT. I seriously can not stand him. He's such a jerk. And even though his hair is kinda cute, I absolutely hate him. Like if there-
 * (Dakota) Hey! I wanna come in now! Are you done?
 * (Courtney) As I said. I hate him.

BASS KITCHEN

 * (Heather) *Looks at Sky's cake* Nice. Where's Dakota?
 * (Sky) She went outside a few minutes ago to use the confessional.
 * (Heather) Why is she so obsessed with that thing?
 * (Anne) *Spraying her hair while cutting*
 * (Heather) DO YOU MIND. We have to eat those onions.
 * (Anne) Ay! No one tells me what to do!
 * (Anne) *sprays Heather*
 * (Heather) Ahhhhh!
 * (Sky) *Giggles*
 * (Heather) *coughing* STOP LAUGHING.
 * (Anne) (CONF: So there I am, minding my own business, and that bitch comes for me. I hate her.)
 * (Scott) *walks in* Hey Duncan.
 * (Duncan) Where have you been?
 * (Scott) Flirting it up with that Courtney chick.
 * (Duncan) Nice, dude.
 * (Duncan) (CONF: Courtney's pretty hot, but there's some hotter babes here, and they're on our team. Sky, Dakota, Heather. They're all hotties.)
 * (Brick) *Finishes his turkey dinner with hot gravy*
 * (Heather) Wow...nice job.
 * (Sky) Done! *Shows chocolate cake with pineapple slices on top*
 * (Zoey) *Finishes her salad* Done.

GOPHERS KITCHEN

 * (Mike) *Baking some chicken fingers*
 * (Courtney) Chicken fingers!? We're not feeding a kindergarten class!
 * (Mike) *Turns into Vito* Ay! Ain't nobody judgin' my food.
 * (Courtney) Ugh...just make sure you take them out.
 * (Mike) *Brushing his hair*
 * (Leonard) *Adding potions to dish water*
 * (Courtney) Get to work!
 * (Bridgette) *Finishes her soup*
 * (Courtney) That looks really good, Bridge!
 * (Dawn) *Adds frosting to cookies* Nice job Harold.
 * (Harold) Yeah, well, I learned how to do that at Harry's Cooking Camp.
 * (Gwen) *Smells smoke* Do you guys smell that?
 * (dawn) Something's burning! It's coming from Mike! I see it in his aura!
 * (Gwen) No! That's smoke! Something's on fire!
 * (Trent) *sprays the oven*
 * (Trent) *Opens the oven*
 * (Trent) These are burnt crisps now.
 * (Courtney) MIKE!
 * (Mike) Ayo, How am I supposed to know what's goin' on?
 * (Courtney) AUUUGGHHH..
 * (Mike) *Turns back to Mike* Whoa...what happened?
 * (courtney) STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW. IF WE LOSE, YOU'RE DONE.

JUDGING TABLE

 * (Chris) First, I'm trying the Screaming Gopher's meals.
 * (Courtney) Our appetizer is a French Onion soup.
 * (Chris) A bit salty, but not bad. 3/5.
 * (Courtney) Our main course is...uh...smokey crisps.
 * (Chris) *Spits them out* Ew! 0/5!
 * (Courtney) *Sighs*
 * (Courtney) Our final course is cookies.
 * (Chris) Elementary, but good. 4/5.
 * (chris) Your final score is 7/15.
 * (Chris) Now the Bass.
 * (Heather) Our main course is a turkey dinner with gravy.
 * (chris) Delicious. 5/5.
 * (Heather) I FORGOT. Our appetizer is a salad...
 * (Chris) Okay. It's eh. 2/5.
 * (chris) You need a 1 or more to win.
 * (Heather) We made a chocolate cake as our dessert.
 * (Chris) *Eats*
 * (chris) Well...
 * (Chris) That's one of the best chocolate cakes I've ever had. 5/5!
 * (heather) Yes! We won!
 * (Dakota) Yay! I'll get more screentime!
 * (Chris) Gophers, you guys are going to vote someone out tonight.

GOPHERS CABIN

 * (Mike) Guys, I have something to say...
 * (dawn) You have MPD?
 * (Mike) Yes...how'd you know?
 * (Dawn) It's all over your aura.
 * (Mike) Well...that explains what happened today.
 * (courtney) As sorry as I am to hear, it's still your fault.
 * (Courtney) No one else should have to go home.

CAMPFIRE CEREMONY

 * (Chris) I'll give a marshmallow to the people who are safe.
 * (Chris) Geoff. Courtney. Dawn.
 * (Chris) Trent.
 * (Chris) Harold. Gwen.
 * (chris) Bridgette.
 * (Chris) Mike and Leonard, you two are on the bottom tonight.
 * (Chris) The person who will receive the final marshmallow is...
 * (Chris) Leonard.
 * (Mike) I saw that coming.
 * (chris) Mike, you're done.
 * (Mike) Good luck, guys. *Walks off*
 * (Chris) With two people down, 16 remain. Who is getting the boot next? Will Courtney reveal her love for Scott?
 * (courtney) No!
 * (Chris) And how will Heather annoy her teammates next time? Find out on the next episode of...Total! Drama! Island!