User:SpiritAnimal/Military Chef


 * (Chris) Previously on Total Drama Island, the contestants had to show us some talent. Heather's talent showed to be a bit...provoking for some of the others. In the end, the Bass got their winning streak back on track, but the Gophers didn't lose anyone. Instead, Harold swapped teams with Scott. With the team swap, what will the contestants do to stay safe? Find out now on...Total! Drama! Island!

MESS HALL

 * (Heather) I can't believe we got Napoleon Dynamite on our team.
 * (Duncan) I agree, although Scott wasn't exactly...team material.
 * (Anne) Both suck, but we should give Harry or whateva' a chance.
 * (Harold) *sits down* Hi, new teammates.
 * (Harold) (CONF: This is a new start for me. I'm really excited to dominate this team.)
 * (Duncan) *sneaks up behind Harold and gives him a wedgie*
 * (Harold) AHH!
 * (Duncan) HAHA!
 * (Heather) *Rolls eyes*
 * (Sky) *sits by herself*
 * (Geoff) *sits with Sky* Hey.
 * (Sky) Hi.
 * (Geoff) What Heather did was so not cool, but don't let it get to you.
 * (Sky) Ugh...I guess you're right.
 * (Geoff) I don't think you did anything wrong for putting your feelings down on paper.
 * (Sky) Thanks.  :)
 * (Courtney) *Sits with Scott* Hey, teammate.
 * (Scott) Hey.
 * (Trent) *Looking over*
 * (Gwen) Why are you so obsessed with them this morning?
 * (Trent) Something isn't right about that Scott guy. I feel like he has...different intentions.
 * (Gwen) That's ridiculous.
 * (Trent) Plus, Courtney and Scott are probably going to vote with each other now. What if that puts us in danger?
 * (Gwen) (CONF: Ugh. Courtney's my friend. Would she actually be willing to vote me off if Scott told her to?)
 * (Dakota) *Texting*
 * (Chris) *Walks in and grabs Dakota's phone*
 * (Chris) We've had some complaints about you being too...boring.
 * (chris) *steps on Dakota's phone*
 * (dakota) HEY! You're paying for that!
 * (Chris) We'll see.
 * (Dakota) (CONF: *cries* Chris is so MEAN! *Wipes tears* Okay! Aaand scene. I'm such a good actress.)
 * (Chris) Anyways, todays challenge is...a bit different.
 * (Chris) Today, you'll all be doing some military training...with CHEF.
 * (Chef) *Steps into the mess hall*
 * (Chef) GET READY, CUZ IM GONNA CRUSH YOUR SOULS.
 * (Bridgette) *Gulps*

OUTSIDE

 * (Chef) Today, we will be doing the roughest training anyone could ever go through.
 * (Gwen) *rolls eyes*
 * (Chef) NO EYE ROLLING! *Whips Gwen*
 * (Gwen) OW
 * (Chef) We'll begin with holding up canoes until one team member falls. That team LOSES. Next, we'll do an obstacle course, where only the strongest will win for their team. Finally, we'll hang upside until your blood pools into your head and you pass out.
 * (Courtney) Ohhh! So scary!
 * (Chef) HUSH! *whips Courtney*

CANOES

 * (Dakota) *struggling*
 * (Heather) YOU BETTER NOT LET GO.
 * (Dakota) I'm trying!
 * (Harold) *Arms start shaking*
 * (Bridgette) *This...sucks*
 * (Geoff) As long as we don't give up, we'll be fine!
 * (Dakota) *Falls*
 * (Duncan) NOO!
 * (Brick) (CONF: I did all of this when I was in camp. It's easy.)
 * (Dakota) *rings bell*
 * (Chef) YOU LITTLE BABY! YOU'RE A FAILURE TO YOUR TEAM.
 * (Dakota) (CONF: URRRGHH! I HATE THIS STUPID ISLAND!)
 * (Chef) The Screaming Gophers win the first challenge.
 * (Bridgette) Yes! *Throws the canoe*
 * (Courtney) *Hugs Scott* Yes!

OBSTACLE COURSE

 * (Chef) First, you'll climb the large wall, swing to the tires, walk through them, and then crawl through the barbed wire to win.
 * (chef) Ready...go!
 * (Courtney) *Climbs*
 * (Scott) Wait! Let me help you!
 * (Courtney) Aww! How sweet!
 * (Trent) Uh...Gwen! Want me to help you?
 * (Gwen) *Halfway up* I'm good, but thanks!
 * (Scott) *Smirks at Trent*
 * (Trent) *Starts climbing*
 * (scott) (CONF: I think Trent is pretty funny. He's so jealous of me and he's threatened by me. He'll be the next to go.)
 * (Bridgette) *Jumps down*
 * (Sky) *Flies in the rope and lands in the tires*
 * (Duncan) *Follows her*
 * (Scott) Hmm...
 * (Scott) Sneaks past Chef and lowers the barbed wire tunnel*
 * (Scott) All better.
 * (chef) HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER HERE.
 * (Scott) Just...peeing.
 * (Chef) GET BACK TO WORK. NOW!
 * (Sky) *Gets to the barbed wire* I can't fit under this!
 * (chef) THEN LOSE SOME WEIGHT AND COME BACK!
 * (Duncan) *Crawls but gets stabbed*
 * (Duncan) *Pushes up the wire with his back but is still caught**
 * (Sky) *Crawls under and grabs the flag*
 * (Chef) The Killer Bass win this round!
 * (Chef) We'll break for tomorrow. Your dinner is in the mess hall.

MESS HALL

 * (Courtney) THIS...THIS IS GARBAGE!
 * (Harold) Not cool!
 * (Bridgette) *Pulls out a half eaten apple*
 * (Brick) I think I'm gonna vomit...
 * (Dakota) eww!
 * (Anne) *spraying her hair*
 * (Heather) This is disgusting. I'm going to sleep.
 * (Scott) Goodnight, Courtney.
 * (Courtney) *Kisses him on the cheek* Goodnight.
 * (Dakota) *Walks in front of the camera* Oh! Screentime!
 * (Chef) TO BED!
 * (Dakota) *Runs away*

MORNING IN THE WOODS

 * (Chef) Good morning, cadets.
 * (Brick) Augh...I'm so tired.
 * (Chef) Everyone, hand upside down on a branch..
 * (Chef) READY. GO!
 * (Dakota) *Hangs* Weeee! This is so fun1
 * (Dakota) *Falls* OW!
 * (Harold) My stick legs can't hold! *Falls*
 * (Heather) *Flips off*
 * (Bridgette) *Falls*
 * (Courtney) I don't...feel so...good... *vomits*
 * (Courtney) *falls*
 * (Heather) EW.
 * (Anne) *Falls and crushes her hair*
 * (Anne) NOOOOO! MA HAIR!
 * (Geoff) *falls*
 * (Trent) Feeling dizzy yet, Scott?
 * (Scott) Nope!
 * (Gwen) Can you two get along?! WOAH *Falls*
 * (Duncan) Pfff. I'm done. *Falls*
 * (Brick) I've got this.
 * (Sky) Come on, Brick. We gotta win.
 * (Trent) *starts sweating*
 * (Sky) *falls* AHH
 * (Trent) *Wobbles*
 * (Brick) *Shakes*
 * (Scott) *Falls*
 * (Trent) HA!
 * (Brick) *Falls*
 * (Chef) Trent wins immunity for his team.
 * (Chef) Nice job, soldier.
 * (Gwen) NICE, TRENT!
 * (Scott) Urgh...

CAMP

 * (Heather) I think we should vote Harold. He's weak.
 * (Harold) Hey! We should vote Heather! She's mean!
 * (Sky) I second that!
 * (Heather) Whatever, losers.
 * (Heather) This team should do the RIGHT thing and keep me in.

CAMPFIRE CEREMONY

 * (Chris) Tonight, you guys are really split up. The vote is 4-3.
 * (Chris) Duncan, Brick, Dakota, Sky, and Anne Maria are safe.
 * (Chris) Leaving tonight...
 * (chris) Is...
 * (Chris) ...
 * (Chris) Harold!
 * (Heather) *Catches her marshmallow*
 * (Harold) WHAT?!
 * (Heather) Sorry. Nothing against you personally, dweeb. *Eats her marshmallow*
 * (Harold) YOU JERKS.
 * (Chris) With Harold gone, will the Bass do better? Now that it's the final 12, anything can happen. Find out what drama occurs next time on...Total! Drama! Island!